SPARTANBURG

Man arrested for hustling stolen bear cub at truck stop

A Blacksburg man is behind bars after authorities say he stole a bear cub from an animal park and charged passersby at a truck stop $1 to pet it.
John Chadwick Montgomery, 31, allegedly lured the 7-month-old cub from the Hollywild Animal Park last weekend. According to the Spartanburg Herald-Journal, workers at the park said Montgomery first attempted to snatch a monkey but after another monkey attacked him, he decided on the more docile bear cub. Montgomery then allegedly took the bear to an area truck stop and charged motorists to pet it. After Montgomery’s arrest the cub was returned to the park unharmed.

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